ted fenton
3:53 Sat Apr 18
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Nurse Ratched 3:34 Sat Apr 18
Classic post.
So sorry re your sister x
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Nurse Ratched
3:45 Sat Apr 18
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It was probably supposed to be utterly emotionless and robot-like. That was probably the point of it.
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WHOicidal Maniac
3:41 Sat Apr 18
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gph 3:28 Sat Apr 18
It was weird because of the utter intenseness of the situation...It was like a Cat playing with a Mouse..utterly emotionless. Also the way it just finished, like a pair of robots..
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Nurse Ratched
3:34 Sat Apr 18
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I have a serious jones for public/al fresco sex myself. Had a lovely encounter up a tree in a north Devon field while a party/barbecue was going on. Not the most comfortable, but scored high in the frantic stakes.
Last week I was in Ireland, visiting my sister, who is dying, so she is talking about the past a lot. She told me about where we were living when I was born. I don't remember it because we moved when I was three. It was opposite a park. She told me she had to rescue me several times when I'd climbed trees and got stuck up there. "You were always trying to climb trees, like a bloody cat you were". Immediately I had a flashback to the sex-in-a-tree incident. "What are you grinning at?" "Nuffing".
I am always climbing trees, though. If you see a woman on Hampstead Heath, in a tree, reading a book, it's probably me.
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gph
3:28 Sat Apr 18
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Why was the bloke weird?
He was clearly doing what she wanted...
Or is THAT why he was weird?
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Davenport
3:26 Sat Apr 18
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Maniac if thats Roneo corner tesco I know who that geezer is.
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Nurse Ratched
3:21 Sat Apr 18
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Bless 'em.
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WHOicidal Maniac
3:11 Sat Apr 18
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Me and the missus just got back from the local Tesco.
We parked next to this old Ex post office Van that had a couple in it. When we got back to the car we noticed the there was a Hippy looking 40 something bloke really crowding in on a Younger 20 something woman..looking proper intense.
After a second or two we realised that he was getting her off and her eyes were rolling around like Bingo Balls in a machine. Me and the Missus started laughing in a very childish manner and they didnt even notice us, but this bloke was proper fucking weird...Other than his arm he remained utterly motionless and just stared at her face, dead close.
Just as we where leaving, still chuckling he clearly pulls his fingers out and smears the juices across this womans face, but not randomly, but like he was putting on Camo stick or warpaint...
This bird just sat there and when he finished she just looked straight ahead and then pecked him on the check and got out and went shopping.
Now while none of this is overly kinky it was most definitely weird...
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Gavros
3:04 Sat Apr 18
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food is the clearest area where the language differs between us and yanks.
broil some zucchini with cilantro in a skillet.
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After8
3:01 Sat Apr 18
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stop talking to yourself:)
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Gavros
3:00 Sat Apr 18
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do one you massive fist
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Iron Duke
3:00 Sat Apr 18
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I love watching Diners Drive-ins and Dives just to hear their pronounciation of basil, oregano and Worcestershire source.
I'm not sure where this all fits in with kinky sex though.
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After8
2:59 Sat Apr 18
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Saw this thread.
Saw gavros posting.
Thought he'd turn it boring.
Was proven right.
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Gavros
2:57 Sat Apr 18
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You may get upset about the fact that americans call it Aluminum, but we are just as bad as we call it platinum rather than platinium, which is how it is referred to on the continent.
similarly we say aeroplane but also say airport. At least the americans are consistent in saying airplane/ airport.
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Nurse Ratched
2:53 Sat Apr 18
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I bet you also say LOUNGE for sitting room, and SERVIETTE for napkin and TOILET for lavatory and DESSERT for pudding.
Peasant.
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Coffee
2:45 Sat Apr 18
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Be quiet.
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Nurse Ratched
2:43 Sat Apr 18
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Coffee = peasant.
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Coffee
2:42 Sat Apr 18
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Sk-OWN. No further discussion required.
Now, as for ROUTE... rout or root? (dumb Q)
ALOO-minum.
CARN-dum or CON-DOM?
Something that bugs me greatly is the American pronunciation of 'herb'.
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Nurse Ratched
2:40 Sat Apr 18
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Employ me to run it. Would be right up my street, that.
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Gavros
2:38 Sat Apr 18
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im thinking of starting up a high tea fast food concept.
ots going to be called Scone in 60 Seconds.
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Nurse Ratched
2:36 Sat Apr 18
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Scone.
There. I dropped the S bomb.
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